FUNNY Friday..xD

I believe today is a FUNNY DAY!
Let's me share some FUNNY stories with you guys.

Story 1
I was sitting in the first row at 4F,Kasturi.
My dear Joy(aka 1-10) was sitting on my right hand side and Maccus was sitting behind me.
It's too bored so I just keep turned and turned my file besides talk to HweeYee..
Suddenly I heard Maccus's voice.
"1-10~~~~"
I turned my head and looked at Maccus and of course, Joy.
"What's Wrong?" I asked.
Both of them just keep laughing.
I quiet and stared at them.
Joy was so HAPPY+ EXCITED.
She played the show again!
She gently beat my shoulder, and said : Just now I smiled and call 'Maccus~'.
Maccus, of course, looked at and listened to Joy.
"Help me pick up my eraser please~"
Then I stopped Joy and asked : "Where is your eraser?"
Maccus pointed it. OMG~ It was under Joy's chair!
I showed her a grimace. >.<
"What la~ Why not you pick it yourself ? It's more convenience compared to Maccus!"
"Ya la~" Maccus nodded his head.
Yet our dear Joy still laughing there.
Haiz~
But finally, she picked it herself. :)

Story 2
Mr.Leong was late again today.
And he shared his FUNNY story with us too. xD
*I wonder why today got so many FUNNY things happened?* 
" Just now I said something wrong! I called someone wrongly! I called a lady 'Aunty'."
Everyone laughed. He continued.
" I meet her and usually I call her 'Miss'. Don't know why today I'll call wrongly! I call her 'Aunty'! My Godness! Her face turned so fast!"
Again, whole class laughed.
He passed the notes to us.
At that time, Maccus was not in the class. He went to toilet. *I think*
Yew Kanng was too kind. He want to help Maccus take note.
So he raised his hand and call "Teacher".
Unfortunately, Mr.Leong didn't heard it and continue to pass the notes to the next row.
Then I turned my head and say: "Call Leng Zai! Call Leng Zai~ Teacher sure will heard it!"
Wei Wei also agreed.
"Ya~ call Leng Zai~"
Yew Kanng raised and flicked his fingers, and call "Leng Zai~"
Ha, Mr.Leong really turned his head and looked at Yew Kanng.
"One more please~"
"Hey~you say it wrongly~" Mr.Leong laughed and gave Yew Kanng note.
SS gang laughed. And of course those who heard this.
Especially SS gang. All laughed die jor~ xD